“This one looks interesting” he said to himself even though he knew he had been told never to use the word interesting in relation to microbiology…. Ever…!
“You have a baby boy on the ward with salmonellosis, what’s the story?” he asked when the Paediatric SHO answered the phone.
“He’s a six week old who developed bloody diarrhoea a couple of days ago and started vomiting. He was febrile and looked septic so we started him on empirical IV Ceftriaxone.”
“Any pets?” asked the Microbiologist.
“He’s only 6 weeks old, why would he have any pets?” answered the tired junior.
“Not him, the family; specifically reptiles. Any snakes or lizards?”
“I have no idea.”
“Well carry on with the IV Ceftriaxone as he has a Salmonella species in his blood culture and call me back about the reptiles… no wait, I’ll come up and ask myself.”
The junior doctor hung up. Muttering to himself about mad Microbiologists he wandered off to get on with some other work.
So why did the Microbiologist want to know about reptiles? Was he just mad or was there method to his madness?