The next morning, whilst nursing a hangover, the patient thought back to what he had done and started to wonder if this was such as sensible idea after all. A quick search on “Dr Google” and he was in a panic.
“You see Doc, I think I’ve got lung worm!” he exclaimed.
After recovering from the mental picture of the Harry Potter film where Ron Weasley’s curse “Slugulus Eructo” backfires and he starts coughing up giant slugs, the GP thought I know nothing about this. He tapped “lung worm” into his own computer and everything that came up was either to do with dogs… or Ron’s slug curse, apparently Ron’s plastic slugs were in chocolate sauce to make them more palatable! Anyway, not very helpful, time to call a Microbiologist he thought….